your father wanted to be called "the inventor" for a reason

um, what the fuck? i was looking through some seriously old papers and i came accross a page that had some kind of lyric on it, so i take a good look and am swiftly thrown into confusion. i seriously could not believe that this was mine, so i google searched a couple lines, hoping it was some song i was listening to at the time. apparently not.

now, i have absolutely no recollection of writing this and i can't even imagine it coming out of my head. was i on crack? i know i'm not a poet, but holy fucking god, this is some shitty shit.



i believe it says
"tell me again
tell me the story
the creature you nearly slaughtered
was it on your throne?
invisible rays of cosmic stirring
did not correct this flaw"

hm, yes. very profound, rach. next time show your work, you moron.

magnetic resonance imaging

looking for celebrity abortions

multiple sporadic mindmeld^3

LO-FI half-life

i'm having an adventure trying to resize images with a screen capture program. isn't there anything out there designed to resize images without shitting all over them?

mischa discha bo-bischa

banana fanna fo-fischa.

splish splash in the bath

act your age!

i started doing this about a year ago. the idea came from a small article i read on illegal-art.org about andrew jeffrey wright and clare rojas who white-out tagged various magazine advertisements. but i only saw those thumbnails, i don't know of any galleries.

some of my own ad defacing as follows:




it's fun. try it.

sketches

from whenever.

let me know if anybody but ad bots are reading this. they're nice guys and all, but it's just not the same.

i really should learn to get more than two hours of sleep before classes

i was sorting through a stack of papers and found a sketch for a short "comic" strip that i must have thought of a few months ago or somethibg, but i didn't really remember doing it. i actually found it funny (but rest assured you will not) so i redrew it and inked it and scanned it and there it is.

any bulimics out there will understand :(

happy endings

in memoriam, 2004

we exchanged words

2004, etc.

bally sagoo

i made this for my mom several months ago. she said she wanted somesort of indian design to decorate a wall in her desk area at work, but she never got back to me about the colors.

ZERO point theory

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sunburn

spent a couple hours drawing last night. some inspiration at last.

finally, a reason to live

dreaming in COLOR!



2003, i discovered colored pencils. they are loads of fun, but i haven't really used them since.

distortion

these two have the same theme, but were drawn almost two years apart. i find it interesting how i kind of ended up with the same look and the focal point of both images is similar. both the flower and the dog are bent at the same angle. you can even just see that in the thumbnail.

because i can

i put a power rangers shirt on my dog today. she has never been so stylin in all her life.

oh yes, and some more things from the 2003-2004 era. these two images actually have nothing in common, but i am just getting this stuff out of the way.